Oh Deer!

I don't hunt, but if I did, this would probably be me. Oh deer!

I can't find it!

If I couldn't find something when I was a kid, my mom would usually look for it and find it rather quickly. When she did find the object, she would say one of two things... "Here it is. If it was a snake it would have bit you!" or "Here it is. You look like I used to!" I'm still not sure what that one means. Nowadays instead of my mother finding my lost stuff, Tami does it. When she does find it, she often mimics what my mom used to say. Either way, it's kind of embarrassing for someone to quickly find an object that you swore you looked really hard for.

And by the way, I didn't know it then, but I should have corrected Mom's grammar. The proper retort would have been, "If it was a snake, it would have BITTEN you!" But come to think of it, it's probably a good thing I didn't correct her. She would have knocked my teeth down my throat (another one of Mom's favorite phrases).

The truth is spoken

The truth is always spoken here on this blog...

Apples

Have you ever heard the saying, "Don't upset the apple cart"?

Well... This apple cart spilled 56,000 pounds of apples.

Serious Golf!

Some guys take their golf very seriously! Even the wildfires out west weren't enough to scare these guys off.

Ouch!

Ouch! That hurt!

Moving Day

Bad news, Honey. We have to move.

Gimme a sign!

The guy in the white car praying...

Are you there God? I need proof that you exist. Just give me a sign!

God's reply...

Okey-Dokey! Here ya go!

It's coming!

My least favorite "holiday" is on its way. Blah!

You can't be both

Truer words were never spoken...