Mixed Signals

I'm confused...

Isn't it ironic?

You all know how much I love irony. How's this for ironic?

Are you winning?

Here's the scene. Elliott walks up behind me while I'm on the computer.

Him: Goppa, what game are you playing?

Me: Pay the bills

Him: Are you winning?

Me: No

Winter problems

Just another reason not to like winter...

Uh-oh!

Boss: Turn off the fountain before you leave tonight. It's supposed to get really cold.

Me: Of course I will. I never forget.

The next day...

Me: Oops! Uh-oh!

Build That Wall

President Trump has promised to build a wall on our southern border. The Democrats are fighting tooth and nail against it. This is simply because illegal aliens vote Democrat. Keeping illegals out means lost votes. Imagine if the shoe were on the other foot.

Someone agrees

It looks like someone agrees with me. I'm not the only one who knows the Democrats act like toddlers during the State of the Union Address. This cartoonist captured the idea perfectly...

Oh that face!

Just LOOK at that beautiful face. I know boys aren't supposed to be described as pretty, but I can't help it. That boy has one pretty face! He is going to drive the girls crazy some day!

Oops! I forgot

For the first time in my life, I forgot my school issued laptop computer at home. I am usually so methodical about my morning routine, but this morning I was distracted by some unexpected snow. I know it's strange, but it really threw me off. Anyway, it got me to thinking about what a creature of habit I am when getting ready for work. Shower, shave, get dressed. Wallet in back left pocket. Keys in the front left pocket. Phone in the front right pocket. Watch on my left wrist. Grab lunch. Grab computer. Drive to school. It's the same routine at the same time every morning. That's why leaving my computer at home is so upsetting. I NEVER deviate from my morning ritual... except when it snows and it wasn't really predicted.

Collage

Finally! Somebody is reviving the lost art of collage. You don't see many people making collages these days. I'm glad to see somebody is still doing it!