The worm has turned

The worm has turned! I went to get my driver's license renewed yesterday. I confess I was already concerned about the eye test. As it turns out, I passed the eye exam, but not with flying colors. During the renewal process the clerk went over my personal information.

Clerk: Height?
Me: 5'7
Clerk: Weight?
Me: 150 (haha... you didn't think I was going to tell you my real weight, did you?)
Clerk: Eyes brown?
Me: Yes
Clerk: Hair brown?
Me: This is where I hesitated, pointed to my head and asked, "Should I say gray?"
Clerk: (Smiles) It's up to you.
Me: (Sighs in resignation) Put gray :-(

For 35 years my driver's license has shown my hair color as brown. No more! I'm now officially old. I'm gray and balding and I have the driver's license to prove it.