A woman is standing in front of the mirror and her husband is nearby. As she looks in the mirror, she laments the cellulite in her thighs, her chubby body, the wrinkles in her face and sagging in places that didn't used to sag. Feeling down and having a very low opinion of herself, the woman says, "Honey, I feel fat and old. I really need you to pay me a compliment right now". Without missing a beat, the husband says, "Well, your eyesight is darn near perfect..."
And that's when the fight started.
There are dozens of these little "And that's when the fight started" jokes, but most of them are not appropriate for this family friendly blog.
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