You are NOT hired!

Check out this local advertisement. Notice anything? Look closely at the smaller print at the top. I do not trust anybody to work on my home that starts and advertisement with, "We was in the neighborhood..." and when they talk about "are services" that's a deal breaker. The word "Dryer" is not capitalized like the other words in the list, and there is no punctuation in the bottom paragraph. Sorry guys. Poor grammar probably means low job performance. You are NOT hired.