A newly enrolled Freshman at Harvard is having difficulty locating a restroom on the unfamiliar campus. Desperate for relief she approaches a stodgy and stuffy looking professor. She hastily asks, "Excuse me sir, but can you tell me where the restroom's at?". Obviously put off, the snooty professor answers in a haughty tone, "Young lady. Here at Hah-vad we never end a sentence with a preposition". Without missing a beat, the Freshman retorts, "Oh, I beg your pardon, sir. Can you tell me where the restroom's at, JERK?!".
Touche'!
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