Marriage Humor

I'm still a big fan of marriage humor. Here's some more.

Her husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. When I think about it now. ....I think you bring me bad luck!"

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband.

My wife and I always compromise; I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand.

A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, "Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!"
The husband excitedly asks, "Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?"
She says, "Pack 'em all, you're leaving!"

A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too, but he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled and said, "It really works!

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

First Guy: "I got new golf clubs for my wife." Second Guy: "That's a pretty good trade!"