Clowns... not funny

I'm sure you've heard about the clowns all over the country scaring the daylights out of people. Well... The creeper clown fad has finally hit close to home. Today a creepy clown was spotted next to my school. This caused a collective meltdown that bordered on mass hysteria. Our Principal sent a letter home to parents. Parents were called to pick up their children after school, and those students not picked up by parents were escorted home by staff members. Yes, folks, all that because some idiot decided to be a copy cat, put on a clown mask and terrorize school children. Way to go, Champ! You're a real tough guy. I hope you got your jollies today, Mr. Creepy Clown. I hope you scare some adult man who sees you for what you are and beats you to a pulp. Scaring school children? Real nice! Thanks for causing a school full of teachers and children to stay longer on a Friday just because you're a coward and get some cheap thrill out of hiding behind a mask. I hope you get caught and get what's coming to you!