No Chocolate

You may find this shocking, but I don't like chocolate. I know, I know... what kind of weirdo doesn't like chocolate? Well... me.

Chocolate ice cream? Can't stand it!
Chocolate bars? Yuck!
Chocolate milk? Meh!
Chocolate fudge? Ewwww!
Hot fudge? The worst!

Having said that, why does this thing look so delicious? It probably looks better than it tastes.