We've all heard those old adages, right? The ones our grandparents used to say and we had NO IDEA what they were talking about. My grandmother used to say, "It ain't heavy if we all lift", or "Every crow thinks theirs is the blackest". Below are some old adages that 6 year olds were asked to complete. I think they might be fake, but they're funny anyway.
Don’t change horses… until they stop running
Strike while the… bug is close
It’s always darkest before… Daylight Saving Time
You can lead a horse to water but… How?
Don’t bite the hand that… looks dirty
You can’t teach an old dog new… Math
If you lie down with dogs you’ll… stink in the morning
Happy the bride... who gets all the presents
A penny saved is… not much
Two’s company three’s… the musketeers
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and… you have to blow your nose
Children should be seen and not… spanked or grounded
When the blind lead the blind… get out of the way
A bird in the hand is… going to poop on you
Better late than… pregnant
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