Creepy Uncle Joe

Joe Biden is the very definition of a dirty old man. He has been dubbed creepy Uncle Joe. If you need proof just do an internet search of Joe Biden's inappropriate touching or creepy Uncle Joe. However, I must caution you. If you look it up online, be prepared to throw up in your mouth a little bit. This guy is a slimy pig. He has his hands all over women and little girls in dozens of instances during very public appearances. This isn't a new problem, and it's not a rare problem. This guy has a habit of coming up behind women, putting his hands on their shoulders, sniffing their hair, and kissing the backs of their heads. GROSS! I barely do that to my own wife. Let alone women I barely know. WHO DOES THAT???????

He recently came out with an "apology" of sorts. He spewed some ridiculous explanation about how politics is about connecting with people, and he was just offering his support. Uh no, Creepy Uncle Joe, you were getting your jollies and you know it. In this so called apology, Biden said all kinds of things about being more mindful about respecting peoples' personal space, and how he recognizes social norms are changing. Uh, no! It has never been socially normal to sniff a woman's hair and kiss the back of her head. Do you know what was missing from Joe's so-called apology? An actual apology. He never said he was sorry. He said he was simply offering support and he will be more mindful of personal space in the future. He also said something about taking selfies instead of groping women and little girls. Yeah, well, it's too late for that Creepy Uncle Joe. That ship has sailed. You have rightfully earned this reputation and now you must live with it. Even your own party is distancing itself from you. In this era of #metoo, you have no shot at being President. Now go away and keep your distance from our wives and daughters!