I'm no fool!

I'm no fool, no siree! I'm gonna live to be a hundred and three... so sings Jiminy Cricket. Today is April Fool's Day, but I will not be participating in any "foolishness" or pranks. I despise this day for a multitude of reasons. Many people call it April Fool's Day. I call it April 1st (or as I prefer to look at it... one day closer to spring break).