Girl Scout Cookies

It's Girl Scout Cookie season. I've always heard the secret ingredient in all Girl Scout Cookies is crack cocaine. How else could they be so addictive? How else could innocent little girls sell millions of boxes of overpriced cookies every year? Why do you think people buy boxes of cookies by the dozen and freeze them to make them last longer? There really can be only one explanation... DRUGS! Those tasty little buggers are laced with addictive substances!

Pictured below you will see some photos that will cause you to crave Girl Scout Cookies. Proceed with caution! Also pictured below is the ever helpful chart showing Girl Scout Cookie and wine pairings. This chart has been proven to be particularly helpful to mothers of young children cooped up in the house during the winter months. It has been said that this chart has been responsible for saving the lives of countless toddlers who want to watch the same video for the billionth time as well as smart mouthed teenagers.

My personal favorite is Samoas. What's not to love about a cookie covered in caramel, chocolate and toasted coconut? The overall favorite of the American people is Thin Mints. They are not my favorite, but are apparently the best seller by a wide margin.