I'm a Super Hero!

Today at school it was Super Hero day. All the teachers wore Bat Man, Superman, Spiderman, and Iron Man attire. I don't own any of that stuff, so I just wore my regular school clothes and made up my own Super Hero.

Introducing--- PLAID MAN!

The most low-key, laid back super hero known to mankind.

Protecting the bustling metropolis of Geritol City from the dastardly deeds of nefarious bad guys!

My super powers include: Spoiling grandchildren, teaching 4th graders, and helping old ladies across the street!

Note: Plaid Man does not fight crime after 7:00 P.M. because by that time he has fallen asleep in his recliner.

And after school I drove home in the Plaid Mobile.