Spring is here! (sort of)

At long last! Spring arrives at 12:15 today. Well, at least that's what the calendar says. The calendar says spring, but the weather outside says winter.

If I could talk to Winter, it might sound something like this...

Me: "Hooray! Spring is here! Warm weather, sunshine and flowers!"

Winter: "Not so fast, Hotshot! I'm not done yet!

Me: "But Winter, it's March 20th. It's Spring and I'm done with you."

Winter: "You're done when I say you're done."

Me: "But it's Spring..."

Winter: "Did I stutter? Shut up and get your snow shovel ready!"

Me: ***SIGH***

Here's a screenshot from today's Enquirer