Mr. Mole's Obituary

Mr. Mole is dead. The war is over. After many lost battles and some frustrating misses... the new mole trap did the trick. Mr. Mole has gone to the great molehill in the sky. My prowess as a mole hunter (and ultimately my masculinity) has been restored. On Friday morning, Mr. Mole met his demise and my promise to eradicate the vermin was fulfilled.

Everybody sing along. You remember the tune from the Wizard of Oz, right?

Ding Dong the mole is dead, the mole is dead
Ding Dong the wicked mole is dead!

Oh, and by the way, I said I would spare you the horrific photos in the event of my success. Well, I'm too happy to resist. There's no blood, so I decided to go ahead and show you the dead little #%&*#@#!