you wouldn't cheer for the Steelers if they were playing Hitler or Satan himself!
You call Kroger, "Krogers", and you identify people by the Kroger at which they shop. "Where do YOU go Krogering?"
You think Reds Opening Day should be a holiday and consider it a crime to work on that day.
You know that pigs really DO fly!
A Big Boy is a hamburger and not the fat kid down the block. You would curl up and die if Frisch's tartar sauce ever ceased to exist. You whined like a two year old when they switched from Coke to Pepsi. You've ever gone to Frisch's just for a Coke and that glorious ice in their soft drinks!
You are proud to live in a city that has a purple bridge over the Ohio River and another that looks like a gigantic McDonald's sign.
you know Jerry Springer was the mayor before becoming a trashy talk show host. You also know that while he was mayor, he paid a prostitute with a CHECK!
I take it you're not a fan of Cincinnati then?
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