4 eyes or 6?

It's official. I'm old.

I finally bit the bullet and went to the optometrist last week. He confirmed what I already knew, I needed bifocals. I picked them up last night and I am having a little trouble getting used to them. I was told it will take 2-4 weeks to get used to bifocals. In my case it will probably be closer to 4 weeks because I've never worn glasses in my life. So it's not surprising I am having trouble getting used to bifocals. I've had them less than 24 hours.

This begs the question: Now that I wear bifocals are you going to call me four eyes or six eyes?