Female Referee

The NFL has hired its first female referee. I'm thinking this opens up the game for a lot of new scenarios on the field.

How about this one?

Female ref blows whistle and throws penalty flag.

Player: What did I do wrong?

Female ref: No response

Player: What did I do wrong, ref?

Female ref: If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!


Or how about this one?

Female ref blows whistle and throws penalty flag.

Female ref: That's offensive holding. 10 yard penalty.

Player: But ref, I wasn't holding. It wasn't me!

Female ref: WHATEVER!


Or this one?

Female ref blows whistle and ANGRILY throws penalty flag on the turf.

Player: What's the matter, ref? You seem upset.

Female ref: It's nothing. I'm fine.