Raising, umm... Awareness

Tomorrow is Breast Cancer Awareness Day at my school. Basically if the kids wear something pink to school, they are permitted to wear blue jeans (a deviation from the uniform they normally wear). The principal was making his daily announcements over the P.A. system at the end of the school day when he uttered the following: "Tomorrow is breast awareness day at St. Bernard Elementary". The blunder wasn't noticed by the kids, but the adults sure noticed. You can imagine the jokes flying around the teachers lounge after school. So let me be the first to wish everyone a happy breast awareness day. Maybe I should bake a cake or something...