Saturday, November 30, 2013

Facebook

I've been asked many times why I'm not on Facebook. In honesty, the reasons are so numerous I don't have time to list them all. However, here's the short version. Professionally speaking it is recommended teachers not have Facebook accounts. It is just not a good idea for students to be able to find their teachers on Facebook. Kids are really savvy and can do all sorts of shady things on Facebook. I choose not to open myself up to that. Some teachers I  know have Facebook and have never had any issues. Another reason is that it is such a time waster. If people would just use it to stay in touch with family and friends, to post photos and to make important announcements, it might be okay. But we all know it is used and abused for so many more things. I mean, seriously, why would I care if you dressed up your dog like an elf for Christmas or you just spent 96 hours studying for your Biology final? Tell me you're getting married or you are going to have a baby... great! Tell me you ate too much on Thanksgiving... c'mon, gimme a break! I guess the final reason is there are just too many more important things in life. I'm not anti-Facebook. I'm simply against hearing what a friend of a friend of a friend had for lunch. Listen folks, I post stuff on this blog that nobody else cares about, but I think the difference is people read this blog by choice... not because you are a friend of a friend. 

This comic kind of reminds me of Facebook and how there are so many things in life more important.



Friday, November 29, 2013

Case in point!

I could type a long post about Black Friday and how ridiculous it is to knock somebody over to save a few bucks on the latest gadget. Or How silly it is to stand in line for hours and have violence erupt with fellow shoppers. I could go on and on... but one needs to look no further than the lead headline on Fox News this morning. It tells the whole story better than I ever could. "VIOLENCE BREAKS OUT ON BLACK FRIDAY: NJ man charged with assault of police officer after argument with Wal Mart manager". Yup! That says it all right there. Merry Christmas, Folks! Sheesh!

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Black Friday Violence

Here are a few snippets from the article if you don't want to read the whole thing:

A New Jersey man was arrested Thursday in a Walmart and charged with disorderly conduct and aggravated assault on a police officer after allegedly arguing with a store employee over a TV.

In the Chicago suburb of Romeoville, a driver believed to be involved in a shoplifting scheme was shot by authorities after dragging a police officer who was trying to stop him in the parking lot of a Kohl's department store late Thursday.

At a Wal-Mart in the Southern California city of Rialto, a police officer was injured while trying to break up a fight after a store manager decided to open the doors early, which police said led to the melee.

Police said there were three fights at the store, two of which were inside over merchandise and the third outside that left the officer injured.

In Las Vegas, a customer who had purchased a big-screen television at Target was shot in the leg while walking to a nearby apartment complex.


Thursday, November 28, 2013

Thanksgiving 2013

Spending the day with our children and grandchildren. An awesome meal with delicious desserts to follow. Football on TV and dominoes at the kitchen table. Spending time with family and meeting some new friends. Thanksgiving 2013 was as wonderful as expected. Soli Deo Gloria!

The Funniest Clip Ever

Here's one more Thanksgiving video clip. It's probably the funniest segment from any Thanksgiving episode ever. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you WKRP in Cincinnati. Enjoy!

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Happy Thanksgiving!



Today is one of my most favorite days of the year. Thanksgiving is a day to be spent with loved ones, partake in a glorious meal, watch some football and most of all, thank God for the infinite blessings he has bestowed upon us throughout the year. This year I am really looking forward to spending Thanksgiving with my two wonderful grandchildren.

Here's some holiday fun for today... I do not promote listening to the Bob and Tom radio show. Most of their material is inappropriate at best and downright vulgar at its worst. However, every now and then they put out something that is clean enough to listen to. The video I've posted is family friendly (it wouldn't be on this blog if it wasn't). Enjoy listening to a caller phoning a radio show for advice on cooking a turkey. Have fun and Happy Thanksgiving!

Road Trip!

Tami bought a fairly large piece of furniture to refinish and we went to pick it up today. When I say we, I mean Tami, Michael and me. We had my sister-in-law's SUV, so you would think this would be a fairly easy trip, right? Not exactly. Well, for starters we had to drive about an hour to get there. Once we arrived we found the yard and driveway to be snow covered. Because the piece was so large, the seller said we could drive closer to the door through her yard. I had serious reservations about doing this because of the snow, but did it anyway. Michael and I loaded the furniture into the SUV and it filled the entire back end of the vehicle. It was at this point Michael asked the question that had flashed through my mind a split second earlier. "Dad. Where am I supposed to sit?". You guessed it. The furniture was so large there was no room for a third person in the vehicle. Obviously we couldn't leave Michael behind, so he dutifully and without complaint crawled and snaked his way into the back. With the work of a contortionist he found a way to lay down in the back for the hour long trip home. To complicate matters further, we nearly got the SUV stuck in this lady's wet, snowy yard. It took some fancy driving, but I did manage to get the car back onto the pavement.

Tami likes to call this an adventure. She likes to just hop in the car and "go for it" when it comes to this sort of thing. That's not the way I operate. I would have analyzed and measured every aspect of this so called adventure, but I wasn't in charge of this potential debacle. I was only along for the ride (and to lift heavy furniture). This just goes to show one person's idea of adventure and a good time is another person's idea of a trip where so many things could go wrong. Fortunately everything worked out for the best. Michael was a real trooper about his ride home. Not one complaint came from him at all. I don't think I could have been that quiet if I was back there.



Boater's Dream

Here's another piece of blog "eye candy". This is a photo of another place I say I would retire to, but obviously never will. This is just all in fun. Besides, I think this place is in the Netherlands somewhere.

Here's a place with no roads and no sidewalks. The only way to get from one place to the next is by boat. Not only is it picturesque, but I'd bet there are some decent fish in those canals. I could live with fishing from my front yard. Sign me up!

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Psalms at Pseven

In an effort to be more vigilant in my Bible reading, I came up with the idea of reading a Psalm with my family every night. I am not disciplined enough to stick to such a commitment unless there is a set time. Therefore I decided to set the Psalm reading time each night at 7:00. Then it hit me... Psalms at pseven. I know. Cute, huh? I think I may be on to something.

Monday, November 25, 2013

Black Thanksgiving

The road to Christmas used to follow a natural progression. Halloween, Thanksgiving, Black Friday, then a steady march into Christmas. Quite simply one event led to the next. This is not the case anymore. Nowadays as soon as Halloween is over, the stores go into full blown Christmas mode. The lines between the events are really murky. Look no further than Thanksgiving and Black Friday. It used to be EVERYTHING was closed on Thanksgiving and hard core shoppers would wake up in the wee hours to battle other shoppers for Doorbuster deals on Black Friday. It was a nice system if you happened to be into that sort of thing (which I am not!). This year for the first time, many retailers are opening up on Thanksgiving evening. This means people who are serious about lining up early for the good deals will have to line up early in the afternoon on Thanksgiving. There goes the holiday! Nothing is sacred anymore. I guess we now have to rename Thanksgiving. I'm calling it what it is... Black Thanksgiving. I'm putting a call out to everyone I know. Say no to shopping on Thanksgiving. Preserve the sanctity of the day. If nobody shows up to shop, the retailers won't have the incentive to open their doors. However, if people show up en masse, where will the madness stop? Will stores open up on Thanksgiving morning, thus eliminating the holiday completely? And what about the poor schleps who have to work at these retail stores? Do you really believe these folks want to give up their Thanksgiving holiday to sell you a cheap television or listen to you complain after the store runs out of the item you sought? I highly doubt it. I'm guessing these folks are being told to work on Thanksgiving or risk losing their jobs. Listen folks, I'm pro capitalism all the way. I fully support businesses working hard to earn your business. But opening on Thanksgiving is crossing the line and just plain wrong. I hope these stores open their doors to a completely underwhelming public response. The pessimist in me doesn't really believe that will happen. I believe there will be plenty of materialistic, deal seeking shopping junkies lining up on Thanksgiving. It's just sad.



Sunday, November 24, 2013

Feeding a hungry kid

I have documented fairly well the type of students I teach on a daily basis. Most of them come from some pretty rough homes. I always try to remember this when I am treated so poorly by so many kids. I teach a lot of angry children and I guess I would be angry too if I lived like they did.

Last Thursday my students were in Music class and I was in my classroom working by myself. One of my angriest and most needy students walked in because he had arrived late to school. As I always do, I smiled, gave a cheery greeting and asked how he was doing. I always try to start kids out on the right foot. Without even looking at me, he yelled, "Horrible". I asked him what the problem was and he said that his family woke up late for school and he had arrived too late to get his school provided breakfast. My heart really went out to this kid. It's hard to function when you're hungry. I told him to sit down and I would see what I could do to help him. I went to my desk and found a granola bar, a couple of cookies and a bag of garlic parmesan bagel chips. I told him it was all I had and asked if he wanted it. He readily accepted the offering. I knew he would need something to wash down the dry, salty food. I gave him a Sprite because I had nothing else to offer. I know it's not exactly a nutritious breakfast of champions, but I figured this meal of sugar and snack food was better than nothing. You should have seen how this kid inhaled the cruddy breakfast I gave him. If I had to guess, I'd say he probably didn't have much of a dinner the night before and his last good meal was his lunch at school on Wednesday. I don't make a habit of providing spur of the moment meals to my students, but this seemed like a situation where I was able to offer some help.

I'm not telling this story to make everybody think I'm some kind of great guy for feeding a bunch of junk food to a hungry kid. I just want people to know what some teachers are facing these days. Sometimes school is a bit more than just ABC's and 123's. It's pretty hard to focus on school when your basic needs aren't being met. I know I find it tough to do my job when my stomach is rumbling. I can't imagine what it must be like for these kids. For some of these kids, the only decent meals they get are the ones they get at school. This is why I'm concerned this week. Our students will be off for 5 days for Thanksgiving. As I'm enjoying my dinner on Thursday, I'll also be wondering if some of my students will be eating a turkey dinner or even eating at all. My heart breaks for them.

Saturday, November 23, 2013

The Attack on Christmas

There will be much more on this topic in December, but I was so furious today, I just had to post something about it.

There has been an attack on Christmas for a long time now. There have been legal battles over Nativity scenes on public property. There has been a concerted effort to get people to quit saying Merry Christmas. Every time somebody says Happy Holidays I could just scream! Most retailers have removed the word Christmas from anything connected to their store in order to avoid offending people. The attack on Christmas has been calculated, deliberate and sadly, successful.

The newest attack on Christmas comes from our very own United States Postal Service. They have a new set of three stamps. The first stamp recognizes Kwanzaa. The second stamp recognizes Hanukkah. Guess what the third stamp has on it? Christmas you say? Are you kidding? Christmas is so offensive! The third stamp has a picture of a gingerbread house. What a crock!

I just realized something

I just realized something and I don't like it.

I am a middle school teacher.

Oh sure, I work at St. Bernard Elementary. I always have and hopefully I always will. But St. Bernard Elementary is a K-6 building. Most elementary schools only go up through 5th grade and then districts have middle schools for 6th, 7th and 8th grades. So even though I work in an elementary building, I am now considering myself a middle school teacher. I know my 6th graders sure act like they're in middle school.

Don't get me wrong. I like being a teacher. It's just that I like being an ELEMENTARY teacher. I don't believe that's what I am anymore.

I am a big fan of a talk radio host in Lexington, Kentucky. His name is Matt Walsh and he always tells it like it is. He's a young guy (late 20's), but is wise beyond his years. He recently had a blog post about middle school kids and how they (or their parents) won't take responsibility for their own actions. The whole blog post really resonated with me.  The spirit of the article was that middle school students are very difficult. It wasn't bashing kids. However, I think if we're honest with ourselves, we can all agree young teenagers can be a pain in the neck. All of them. God doesn't play favorites here. Adolescence is probably the single most difficult stage in life. Bar none. If you want to read the whole thing, go here: The Matt Walsh Blog



Mr. Walsh does speak in jest of course, but he uses that humor to make a good point about middle school students. 99% of them act entirely different when alone or in small groups. Polite, civil, gentle, courteous, funny... you know, NORMAL. However, put them in groups and they will turn on you like a pack of wolves. I live it every day. It's a very strange phenomenon. 

The one thing I've learned about middle schoolers. They need love and lots of it. The problem is, most of the time they are not that lovable. They need love, but they don't THINK they need love. That's okay. I'm going to love them anyway... whether they like it or not.




Friday, November 22, 2013

JFK- 50 Years

There are very few dates that can be classified as those that changed America forever. December 7th, 1941 and September 11th, 2001 are two that spring to mind. I think you could also add November 22nd, 1963 to that list.

50 years ago today, President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas. Those who are old enough to remember will be able to tell you exactly where they were when they heard the tragic news.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist most of the time, but I do believe the Warren Commission report was rushed and excluded many pertinent details and eyewitness accounts. I have watched a lot of TV specials and read a lot of stuff on the subject. Something just seems fishy about the whole thing. I don't believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, but then again he could have. I don't think the world will ever know for sure.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

New Friends

It appears Elliott and Sveta have found some new friends. Awwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

A special opportunity

A short while back I mentioned being asked to serve as a Deacon in my church. There have been no new developments on that front and I probably won't know more until the new year. We have our congregational meeting in January and that's when new church leaders are chosen.

Tonight, Tami and I received an e-mail from our Pastor. We have been offered another opportunity to serve the church, serve others and ultimately serve our Lord, Jesus Christ. We have been asked to take a turn or two conducting a short worship service at the Western Hills Retirement Village. We would lead the senior citizens in the singing of a few hymns and then deliver a short Gospel message. The message will not be elaborate. Just the basics. The entire "service" only lasts 20-30 minutes. I'm not sure if that's because the Pastor thinks that's all we can handle or if we are just trying not to interfere with their BINGO game. Either way, it's a short time investment with the chance of huge returns. Please pray for us as we enter into this new endeavor.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Turkey Truck

Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays. As the glorious day approaches, I have several Thanksgiving blog posts I'd like to make. The first post involves a turkey truck. A turkey truck is exactly what you'd think... a truck carrying live turkeys. Last month Tami and I passed one on the highway and had a lot of fun pretending what the turkeys might be saying to one another. Yeah, we're silly and goofy like that. I think it's why we have such a great marriage.

"Hey Tom. Do you feel a draft?"

"Hey guys! Two words... ROAD TRIP! I call shotgun!" (Oh if they only knew!)

"We're here! Hey, wait a minute, Tom... Butterball processing plant? I thought you said we were going to Florida!"

"We're here! Wait... Butterball processing plant? This place doesn't look anything like the brochure!"

You get the idea. We're our own best audience and are easily amused. We sure do have fun together!

Here's what the truck looked like:




The great turkey revolt of 2013 went horribly awry!

Monday, November 18, 2013

Daring to dream

I spend way too much time fantasizing about retirement. There's too much joy to be found in the here and now rather than wishing my life away looking toward retirement.

When I see photos like the one below, I always joke that this is the place I'll retire to. I hope everybody knows I'm just kidding. I'm not hung up on materialistic things and would never truly want the extravagance exhibited in the photo. Besides, this cabin is in Montana and it's just too blasted cold to retire to Big Sky country. I think the cabin on the lake is gorgeous, but I really just wanted an excuse to put some eye candy on my blog.

Two Jobs

For most of my adult life I have worked two jobs. Not because I love working, but mostly out of the necessity of making ends meet. Many times I worked a night job in addition to teaching. Other times I worked a summer job. However, I can say with certainty I never worked two jobs when I was 16 years old. I can't say the same thing for Abby. I mentioned a few days ago Abby working at Perfect North Slopes. She now been offered a job in a daycare center as well. She goes to school with the son of the owner. The daycare job is for Thursday and Friday nights. The job at the ski slopes will be at other times.

Before you start calling children's services on me, please understand Abby is working these jobs of her own free will. We are not pushing her and definitely do not expect this of her. In fact, I cautioned her not to overdo it and to save some time for having a life outside of work and school. In the end though, this will be good for Abby. She is one who needs to stay busy. She doesn't do well when idle. She'll also be making some cold, hard cash which will be nice for all those social activities she wants to participate in.

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Some assembly required

I'm not going to pick on IKEA here, although they are the industry leaders of selling furniture in need of assembly.

In the past, I'm sure we have all purchased some piece of furniture that needed to be put together out of the box. How many times has that piece of furniture gone together perfectly? That's correct... NEVER! Some screw doesn't line up with a hole, some piece just doesn't fit into another exactly right. Of course this is to be expected from cheap furniture, but it's still frustrating.

In honor of furniture in need of assembly, the following cartoon made me giggle a little more than it should have.

The title reads: Job interview at IKEA

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Snow Bunny?

Abby is moving up in the world. She will be working at Perfect North Slopes this year. Unlike her brother (who worked in the Chow Corral slinging pizzas), Abby will be working on the front lines in the ticketing booth. This job is quite a step up from her previous one where she worked at a concession stand. Her position requires a great deal of responsibility as she will be handling quite a bit of money. I am quite proud of her and I know she will do a great job.

A side benefit of this job will be all the skiing she gets to do. In addition to her salary, she will also be able to earn points toward free lift tickets. Abby already knows how to ski, but will now be able to get a lot more practice. It won't be long before my little snow bunny is hitting the slopes.

Friday, November 15, 2013

I feel ya!

I was giving a spelling test to my students today when something struck me as funny. Well, at least it was funny to me.

When I give a spelling word, I say the word, use it in a sentence and then repeat the word. For example, if the word is apple, it might sound something like this. "Apple. I ate an apple for lunch today. Apple".

One of the words on today's test was "entirely". My example sentence was, "After a long week of school, I am entirely exhausted". It was at that point one of my students blurted out, "I feel ya, man!". If the comment hadn't been completely inappropriate and rude, I probably would have laughed. It actually was a funny, but ill timed little quip.

Double Trouble

Double trouble or double the fun? You be the judge.

My cousin, Amy, just gave birth to twins this morning. Isaac and Aubrey were born at 8:09 and 8:10 this morning. Everyone is doing well. Praise the Lord for healthy babies and parents!

With the birth of Elliott in July and today's two for one special, Christmas on the Meyer side of the family just got a whole lot noisier... but it's a good noise.

Here's the happy family. I'm guessing older siblings Nick and Haylee are in the waiting room eager to meet the new twins.


Thursday, November 14, 2013

The Brandon Bears

My niece Allison is involved with a competitive cheerleading squad in Brandon, Florida. She and her 33 cheerleader teammates are middle schoolers. They regularly compete against varsity high school squads and win. They have been the Grand Champions in several competitions this year. I've not seen them in person, but I have seen video clips and they are very good. In addition to cheering in competitions, these girls also cheer for the Brandon Bears football team. The Bears are currently undefeated and headed to the Super Bowl of youth football in their area. Well, at least that was true until some recent events developed. This is why I am saying the world has gone crazy.

A week or so ago, seven girls from this cheerleading squad were at a birthday party. As a little treat for the adults at the party, these girls performed a small portion of their routine. As is the case for most things in life nowadays, this little impromptu display was recorded and posted on Facebook. No big deal, right? Wrong. Somebody on the governing body of this football league saw the video and banned the cheerleaders from further competition because they participated in an "unauthorized practice". Yep! You read that right. This innocent little display was considered some kind of unsanctioned rehearsal and I'm guessing those are against the rules. Do you want to hear the kicker? The football team has now been banned from playing in the championship game because a small fraction of the cheerleading squad did a little routine at a birthday party. I fail to see where this activity gave the cheerleading squad or the football team an unfair advantage. Ridiculous doesn't even begin to describe this. However, I surmise there is more here than meets the eye. Would it surprise you to hear that disqualifying the Bears subsequently allows another team to play in the championship game and that this new team might have some connection to the adults on the governing board of the league? Yeah, it doesn't surprise me either. Is there funny business afoot? Keep in mind we're talking about a football league of 11 and 12 year olds. We're not talking about the NFL.

This story has made the local news in Brandon, but it seems to me this is exactly the kind of story national news websites would love to get their hands on. I've seen far less important stories on national news outlets. I don't know much, but I do know it's a travesty to punish a bunch of young teens because some adults who never grew up are trying to vicariously win a championship they never won when they were young. The world has gone crazy!

*** New Note On This Story ***

It was decided on Tuesday that the football team would still be allowed to play in the championship game this coming Sunday. However, the cheerleaders have still been banned from further competitions. I guess it's okay they didn't punish the boys for something they had nothing to do with, but it's still insane that these girls are being punished for something so minor. I know, I know... rules are rules. But a small group of cheerleaders doing a short portion of their routine being called an unauthorized practice? OH PUH-LEEEEEZE! I repeat... the world has gone crazy!

Here's the Link To The Story

Here's another

One last link

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

You're being dishonest!

As a 6th grade teacher, I cannot make generalizations about all 12 year olds. I can only speak about the 12 year olds I've taught in my career. In 24 years, I've probably taught well over 2000 students. My experience with 6th graders is that the vast majority of them lie on a daily basis. Trust me on this one, folks. These children will lie their little rear ends off! Here's an example that happens all the time... I can stand and watch a 6th grader. Their mouth is moving, I hear their voice and they are clearly speaking to their neighbor. I look at the child and say, "Billy. Stop talking, please." The child will look me straight in the eye and say, "I wasn't talking". Huh? Are you serious? "I just watched you. You were clearly talking." "No I wasn't." The lying doesn't get any more blatant. To make things worse, the child will never come clean. They will tell lie upon lie to try and cover up. It's maddening! JUST TELL THE TRUTH! BE HONEST... JUST ONCE!

It's just sad. I'm now to the point where I can almost not believe a word any of my students say.

How can you tell if a 6th grader is lying? His/Her lips are moving.

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

It's NOT just a box

If you're a parent, you've seen it happen dozens of times. A kid gets a cool new toy. A toy that comes in a big, cardboard box. It doesn't take long before the toy is cast aside and the toy of choice becomes the box itself. Think about it. The toy in the box has one function. The function for which it was created. If it's a gun, it shoots. If it's a truck, it rolls. If it's a dollhouse, it houses dolls. You get my drift. But the box... oh the glorious box! Its uses are limited only by the imagination of the child playing with it. I remember as a kid decorating boxes to look like a cars. The neighborhood kids would then race their "cars" as they slid down a grassy hill. Tons of fun for hours on end. Sveta has a large box that has been transformed into an ice cream shoppe at her other grandparents' house. At our house an over sized box has now become Sveta's Pet Shop. The versatility of the cardboard box is unmatched. Put a bunch of kids in a room with a bunch of toys and some boxes. Just try to convince me the kids will not play with the boxes. You know as well as I they will.

Speaking of cardboard box cars, here's Michael and Abby in theirs:

On a similar note, let's talk about bubble wrap. This stuff is irresistible to kids. A new toy in a box is like two toys. If that new toy is covered in bubble wrap, it's the trifecta! You'd have a tough time showing me the kid who wouldn't pop the bubble wrap before playing with the new toy. How about adults? Do you think they're immune? Nope! Show me an adult who says they don't pop the bubble wrap and I'll show you a person in serious denial. Go ahead. Admit it! You like popping the bubble wrap. I know I do. I like to twist it and create rapid fire pops. It reminds me of fire crackers. How about you? Do you pop bubble wrap like I do? Do you pop them one at a time, row by row? Maybe you pop them randomly and search the wrap for un-popped bubbles. Everybody has their method of choice.

I'm also reminded of the times when Michael was a little boy. He'd play outside and there was no shortage of toys. He had toy guns, soccer balls, cars, trucks, action figures, a bicycle, a scooter and loads of other toys I have long since forgotten. With all those toys, guess what his favorite was? Don't say cardboard boxes and bubble wrap. He didn't have that stuff outside. It was a stick. Yeah, you read that right. A plain old, ordinary stick. Most days we would look out the window and there was Michael whacking a tree with a stick. No, he hadn't lost his mind. That stick was a sword and the tree was some giant monster or a dragon. Or maybe the stick was a gun. It was never a surprise to see Michael shooting bad guys with his stick (gun). Strange only because he had other toy guns that looked real and even made shooting noises. There were times when his stick was a light saber, a baseball bat, a spear, a fishing pole and sometimes it was just a stick. The point here is simple. Apparently there is no substitute for imagination.

In this day and age, toys are over the top expensive. They're not considered worthy playthings unless they have every bell and whistle known to mankind. Most of the time they're just junk. Let's face it folks, kids play with what entertains them, not necessarily what daddy maxed out his credit card for. You be the judge. $100 remote control car or boxes, bubble wrap and sticks. We all know which toys win that contest. Always have, always will. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some bubble wrap that needs popping.

My Day Off

Gasoline driving to Greensburg- $10

Dinner out with my wife- $30

Spending my day off with the Grandchildren- Priceless!


I can't think of a better way of spending my day off work. Playing outside with Sveta and cuddling a sweet little boy. It just doesn't get any better.

Monday, November 11, 2013

Thank a veteran

On the surface, it's easy to look at today for what it is... a three day weekend. Who doesn't like those, right? Look a little deeper and you find a much more sobering reason why I didn't go to work today. Today is Veterans Day, A day we honor those who fought and died for this great nation. A day we honor those who fought and made it home. A day we honor those who served in the armed forces, giving of themselves, risking life and limb whether they saw combat or not.

I thank the veterans today. This is not just a cursory flick of the wrist. Uh yeah, thanks army guy. I appreciate the day off, dude. Not at all. This is a true, heartfelt thank you to those who made my very way of life possible. Thank you veterans. For everything!

Sunday, November 10, 2013

Deacon?

At church today I was approached by one of the Elders and was asked if I'd consider serving as a Deacon. Naturally I said I would, but I must confess this makes me nervous and even a little bit scared. This position carries a hefty load of responsibility. It's not that I can't handle responsibility. I can. It's just that serving in a position of authority in the church somehow seems different than other types of responsibilities.

There is an election process, but as you might guess there aren't many guys beating down the door to serve as church deacons. I will most likely be running unopposed. I'm kind of glad. I think the church would have looked strange with "Meyer for Deacon" campaign posters hanging everywhere. However, in all seriousness, if I am elected it will be a tremendous honor to serve.

Please pray for me as I possibly enter this new position at church.

Saturday, November 9, 2013

I found it!

With apologies to my sweet little Sveta for not posting a photo of her, I just couldn't resist posting this mini photo collage.

It seems young Mr. Elliott has discovered his tongue. I considered making some stupid Miley Cyrus reference, but decided my grandson is too good for that. I also decided trashy Miley wasn't worth the attention. Go away already, Ms. Cyrus!

Look Mom! I have a tongue!

Friday, November 8, 2013

Bread

Every teacher has a hard day from time to time. Some of us have them more frequently than others. If there's one thing I can say about teachers, it's that we support one another in the times we need it most. It must have been evident to my peers that my Friday wasn't going so well. I received a funny little note from a teacher friend that said this:

Mr. Meyer,

Thought you might need this.

Man does not live by bread alone
~Jesus

God appears as bread to the hungry
~Gandhi

You gonna eat that bread?
~Buddah


This note was just enough to make me smile and get me through to the end of the day. Sometimes it's the little things that make a big difference. Thank you to my good friend Wendra!


Thursday, November 7, 2013

Life in small chunks

Teachers are a strange bunch. I admit it. We have many little quirks and a lot of strange ways of dealing with our stressful job. For me, one strategy I employ is breaking my school year into small, manageable chunks. I'm always looking for that next three day weekend or that next break in the schedule. This time of year this is especially the case. I have Monday off (Veterans Day). In a few weeks I have 5 days off for Thanksgiving. Three weeks after that I get a two week Christmas break. When you look at the big picture, it seems like that nice long break is far off. When you look at things in small chunks, things somehow seem more tolerable. It's all psychological of course, but whatever it takes to cope...

Am I the only one who thinks this way? Does anybody else have any strange coping mechanisms? Maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm the weird one.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Lefty

It's been said that left handed people are the only ones in their right mind.

For me, that's only partly true. I'm left handed, but only sort of. I'm also right handed, but only sort of. Confused? I don't blame you. There are certain things I do left handed and certain things I do right handed. I eat and write left handed, but use tools and play sports right handed. I'm just a plain ol' mixed up guy!

I am NOT ambidextrous. However, I can do some things with either hand (although my dominant hand does these things better). For example, I can use tools with either hand, but my right hand is a bit more powerful and skilled with them. I can eat and write with my right hand, but is a bit clumsy because I naturally do these things left handed.

Why all this talk about being right handed or left handed? Well, it's all because I was hand writing a very important document at work today. Obviously I was writing left handed and I kept smudging the words across my paper. It looked like a first grader's writing. Not exactly something professional looking that a teacher would submit. Exasperated, I finally resorted to using a pencil. Using a pencil is not exactly professional either, but it beats smearing ink all over the place. This smudging has been happening since my earliest days as a writer. I remember being frustrated by this in elementary and high school. It will be a problem for lefties from now until doomsday. I also heard of a study that concluded that left handers have a shorter lifespan than righties. I'm not sure why that is, but it hardly seems fair. I guess the bright side is I will always smudge my writing, but I won't have to put up with it for a long time because I will die before my right handed friends.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

How quickly she forgets

We saw this on Facebook tonight. It's an account of the dinner conversation at the Morton house this evening.

Sveta: Do you know what bonjour means in French?
Barry: Yeah. Hello. Do you know what hello is in Spanish?
Sveta: Hola.
Barry: How about in Chinese?
Sveta: Ni Hao
Barry: How about Russian?
Sveta: Oh, that's a hard one!

Jessi says, "Crazy little Russian doesn't know any Russian. Breaks my heart."

How quickly our little Sveta forgets. Two years ago she spoke nothing but Russian. Now she remembers virtually none of it. The human brain is amazing.

I've often wondered what would happen if Sveta took Russian as a foreign language in high school or college. Surely that language resides somewhere in the deep recesses of her brain. I bet she'd recall it better than we think. Interesting thought.

Monday, November 4, 2013

The Learning Process

A while back I mentioned Tami's new side business. She buys old furniture and refurbishes it, repurposes it or up-cycles it. She has been working at it for a while, but has recently made some new discoveries in how to improve her product. She's definitely learning a lot! I'm talking about different techniques for various desired effects (weathering, distressing etc...), additives to the paint and different types of tools (brushes etc...).

I am so pumped about some of the projects she has in the works. I won't say what they are because I don't want to reveal information she is not ready to go public with. But I will say some of the things she is working on are very, very cool. I can't wait to post photos of the finished projects.

I have to laugh though. She has completely hijacked one whole side of our two-car garage. In fact, we don't even call her area the garage anymore... it's her studio. Gee whiz! I never thought I'd be married to an artist! You should see it! It's plum full of old pieces of furniture, work lights, dozens of paint cans, brushes, containers of every shape and size, sand paper and anything else you could imagine. You'd never guess her car used to occupy that space :-)

I will repeat my previous offer. If you have an old piece of furniture you'd like to breathe new life into, consider having Tami create something new out of something previously meant for the trash heap.

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Bravo!

Abby is performing in her school play this weekend. It's called, "Murder in the Knife Room". The play is a spoof on murder mysteries. Think Clue or a murder mystery dinner. There are lots of different characters at a party. The lights inexplicably go off. When they come back on, the party host has been stabbed to death. The rest of the play has an investigator questioning all the party guests/suspects. I think you get the idea.

Abby plays the Plastic Politician. She spends the whole play with a phony smile on her face, campaigning for votes in the midst of a murder investigation. Funny stuff!

We went to see it last night and had a very enjoyable time. The final performance is this afternoon and we will be attending that one as well.

Bravo!, Abby, Bravo! Well played, my dear. You are a chip off the ol' block.

Saturday, November 2, 2013

What a night!

We spent our Friday evening babysitting the grandchildren. I guess you could say we kind of had a blast! We did all the normal stuff that a Grandma and a Goppa would do with their grandchildren. We went to their house because it was going to be late when their mommy and daddy got home and it would be easier to get them ready for bed on their home turf.

At one point in the evening little Mr. Elliott got very fussy. He was fighting sleep with everything he had and refused to close his eyes for anything. Grandma tried lots of stuff to settle him down, but had little success. Enter Goppa... burp specialist and expert baby putter to sleeper. The photo below show what happened when I finally found a position he liked. Trust me. I tried a few. It doesn't look like a position I would like, but I'm not the one who was fussing.

Sveta was a true joy as she always is. She's a good big sister and was a big help to us.

What s fun night we had!

Friday, November 1, 2013

One of my favorites...

Today is November 1st. It's one of my favorite days of the year. Why? That's simple... because the dreaded day of Halloween is 364 days away. Goodbye Halloween and hello November!