I love the English language. I love playing with words. I love reading, writing, grammar and anything to do with the written or spoken word. I guess that's why I enjoy writing this blog. In recognition of my love of words I present to you "Fun with Puns".
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
The girl said she recognized me from the vegetable market, but I had never met herbivore.
Energizer bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do if it's still hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
Trying to use a broken pencil is pointless.
Sorry everybody. Slow news night.
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