Cliche', Cliche', Cliche'

I'm not much for New Years resolutions, but I did make one this year. It's the same cliche' resolution millions of people make every year. Weight Loss. I don't want to be a fat Goppa any more. Therefore the diet starts this week and when Baby Morton gets here I will be much skinnier. I will not be posting weekly weight loss updates on this blog. How boring would it be to hear me say, "Hey everybody! I lost 2 pounds this week. Woohoo!" Nah... that's not how I operate.