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This bothers me more than it should. There is something so wrong about French's Ketchup and Heinz Mustard. Some things need to be left well enough alone. Don't mess with my condiments! Heinz needs to stick with making ketchup. French's should stay with mustard. What's next? Hellmann's salsa? Tostito's mayonnaise? My world is upside down right now.