How two rite reel good

I've had many compliments on my writing. I've heard my writing flows and and is easy to read. I've heard my writing is witty, creative and entertaining. I don't feel like my writing is that good, but hey, who am I to judge? Anybody can be a good writer. Here are some of my secrets:

How two rite reel good!

When eye rite, I try too keep things simple. I try two avoid using fancy language and speak to my readers in an easy to reed stile. Most importantly, I try to bee a good speller. Theirs nothing worse than trying to reed lousy spelling. Its a good thing eye half spell checkers :-)