I have not heard it all

I've been a teacher for nearly 25 years and I often think I've heard it all. Then something happens that quickly reminds me that I have not heard it all. Yesterday two boys in my class were arguing about whether Louis Vuitton lives in St. Bernard or not. One boy claimed he had seen ol' Louis in the barber shop and the other boy strongly disagreed. Louis Vuitton, a world famous designer living in St. Bernard? Now that's a new one on me! Come to think of it, I think I saw Louis Vuitton, Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren and Pierre Cardin having lunch at Chili Time.