Watch out. He bites!

Yesterday I mentioned the World Cup. Today in the "Truth is stranger than fiction" category we find a bizarre incident in the match between Uruguay and Italy. Near the end of the match, Uruguay's Luis Suarez came up behind a defender from Italy and bit him on the shoulder. That's right, folks... Suarez BIT him. The funny thing is this isn't the first time he's done this. It's not the second time either... it's his third! Why on earth one soccer player would bite another is beyond me. It totally defies explanation. I thought about it and could only come up with one possible explanation... maybe Suarez was hungry and was in the mood for Italian. Sorry, I couldn't resist :-)