This year the Super Bowl will pit the Denver Broncos against the Seattle Seahawks. I'm not the first person to notice this, but I do find it somewhat amusing that these two states (Colorado and Washington) are the only two in America where the sale of and smoking of marijuana is legal. This is why I think it should be called the Pot Bowl or even the Super Bong. In light of this new development, the following changes have been made to this year's game:
For many years the game has kicked off just after 6:00. In honor of the Super Bong, this year the game will kick off at 4:20.
The Super Bowl has traditionally been the day the most snack foods are sold nationwide. This year all sales records for snack foods will be shattered due to the abnormally high number of people with the munchies. Hershey's Chocolate and Taco Bell are expected to have especially high sales.
Super Bowl crowds have traditionally been raucous in nature. Extra security measures were always necessary for the big game. This year security will be at a minimum due to the unusually mellow attitude of all the fans. "Dude, like, the Seahawks just scored a touchdown. I'm a Broncos fan, and like, I totally don't care". (Followed by uncontrollable laughter). However, extra ushers have been hired for the Super Bong. "Dude, like, where's my seat?" (Followed by more uncontrollable laughter)
The playing field will be made of "grass", if you know what I mean.
The logo at midfield will not be the traditional NFL shield, but a giant marijuana leaf.
The national anthem will be sung by Willie Nelson (a notorious pot smoker) and the halftime show will be performed by Cheech and Chong.
This is just a prediction, but once the game begins, the "joint" will be jumpin'!
Enjoy the Super Bong next week, folks. Go Broncos!
Very clever, passed this one onto the family ;)
ReplyDeleteI couldn't help myself... I had to get the doritos out after reading this... TK
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