I'm not the only one

I guess I'm not the only one frustrated by the frigid temperatures and snowy forecasts that have come with the first few days of spring. A local county prosecutor handed down an "indictment" against Punxsutawney Phil. In part, here's what the indictment said:

Phil "did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that Spring would come early. Contrary to the Groundhog Day report, a snowstorm and record low temperatures have been and are predicted to continue in the near future, which constitutes the offense of MISREPRESENTATION OF EARLY SPRING, an Unclassified Felony, and against the peace and dignity of the State Of Ohio."

The "indictment" further states that for the "crime" of: misrepresentation to the people, that the death penalty be implemented to the defendant, Punxsutawney Phil."

I will gladly volunteer to sit on the jury. GUILTY AS CHARGED!

Here's the perpetrator himself!